Dare I?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/10/2019 at 15:52 • Filed to: None

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The urge. It is so strong but I know I mustn’t.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 15:57

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urge to rear end a dump truck?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/10/2019 at 15:58

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Hit the ramp and clear the truck, DUH!

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 15:59

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 04/10/2019 at 15:59

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He needs to be fast and furious but not too fast and furious. Just the right amount.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:00

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Just a little closer to the ground...

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:01

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time it right, you’ll ramp the truck and land in that open top dump truck lookin thing, and then the cops will never find you!

Chariotoflove > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 04/10/2019 at 16:01

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You want a new Charg er? Because this is how you get a new Char ger.*

* that you pick up your kids with on weekends when you have custody .

razorbeamteam > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:03

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 04/10/2019 at 16:09

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I hold a firm belief that deep down everybody, regardless of race or age or gender or sexuality, just wants to ramp a car.

vondon302 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:11

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It always worked for the fall guy.

Or maybe not.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 16:12

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I'll just come back with something that has bigger tires

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:15

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That’s the spirit.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:17

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Never ramped one, but I have cleared major air a few times on roads around here.

It’s fun, until you land.......

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:18

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That depends - is it your car that you’re driving? If not, go for it. It’s easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission...

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/10/2019 at 16:19

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YES

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 04/10/2019 at 16:23

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Especially when the landing involves 2 wheels on the road, 2 wheels off the road.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > razorbeamteam 04/10/2019 at 22:49

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I’d be a lot coo ler if I did a lot of things. Literally anyth ing, in fact.